She visits the dad….who is played by French Stewart. She narrates that Italy has top notch tech and the best doctors….and then we see Mario are lugii are two such doctors. So anyway ,we join her on her documentary quest to said loony bin. Oh sorry, I still have my last review on the mind. He was then thrown in the looney bin which he coped with by pretending to be in a brothel. So she tells us her dad was found not Guilty based on insanity.
Okay, how can I be only 3 minutes in and declare this the worst movie ever? ‘I found out he did it while an exorcism is being performed…on him…by clowns…without his pants.” We see a news thingy confirming that fact, and we cut to a lady named Dana telling some guy he’s doing a documentary cuz she’s the daughter of the guy that demon took over.
Which is as much as horror movie as Nacho Libre is an epic movie. Anyway, It turns out the caller is being possessed by a bunch of demons, and he killed the Cast of the artist. The caller, who sounds like Herbert from Family guy keeps saying “Five” then. They watch the tape, which has audio of a 911 call. One minute and 38 seconds and…i want to kill myself. One finds a dildo, and another finds a tape labeled FOUND FOOTAGE. And yes, they don’t react to her and she vanishes. Yep, it’s similar to Seltzerberg, all right. We see two ladies looking inside a storage….thingy I guess, and find…Adele. The next thing we see is a Storage Wars reference. So the first thing you see in the entire movie? A fake skitles commercial, in which a guy cums skittles on a woman’s face. This, is 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo I weep for Film brain’s sanity after that review. I know more about PA than those Judd Apatow movies.I picked this one out of the three for a few reasons. And since I’ve heard he is on the same level as them, I figured iId show you there are worse things than the Starving games. Imagine Seltzerberg, only a bit more focused, but even more obnoxious. Having only seen Film Brain’s review of Breaking Wind, and read reviews of 41 Year old virgin, I can tell Craig Moss sucks. He made ‘The 41 year old virgin who knocked up Sarah Marshell and felt superbad about it” which was a spoof of…well I assume all of those movies. He’s only made 3 spoof films, but he is already infamous. However, there is one man in the direct to DVD circit that seems to be doing what Seltzerberg does…only worse. The “Shitty spoof movie” genre too seemed to be gone, seemingly until A Haunted House came along. See, even though their glorious return, Vampires Suck made money they slowed to a halt until that TSG trailer. Oh sure, the trailer was awful but it reminded me of another man who is known for making shitty spoof movies. But I’m not actually here to discuss that. Because The Hunger Games exists, it must be spoofed. Yes, my friends, Seltzerberg is back with The Starving Games. The other day, I looked in shock when my twitter feed showed me an AV Club article talking about a trailer.for the new film by Jason Freidberg and Aaron Seltzer.